this is hot. technically, not a question, but thank you very much. i like to keep it at a cool 75 degrees. is your ass real? like really real? it is! there is no if's, and's, only butt's about it. the proof is in the pudding. just shield any children's eyes from this. did you know you scare me? no, but now is the time to use it to my advantage. is minnie really mickey in drag? where is your proof? regardless of time period these two mice look like identical twins. there is no difference between them outside of their clothes and makeup. even their squeaky voices don't really change tone. that's my proof. its in front of you! accept it! have you ever considered stripping for a living? once, but i figured there might be more money in hooking. hard call. do you even life, bro? this is not me. don't make me lift you. i'll do it. you'll be begging to be let down. there's a different sort of air up here. what's your favorite fast food place? the one that doesn't make my stomach churn or leave me running for the toilet. so take your pick. will you come to california with me to get in & out? this is dependent upon one answer. will it ruin mental vacations? if you could buy anything in the world (money is no object) what would you buy? a haunted mansion. they have to prove it is. if not, then that one house that was built for a zombie apocolypse. who is your ideal person to date? and what would be your perfect date? jennifer connelly on my birthday. yeah right, i'd probably scare her away in less than a minute. i don't know. i really suck at dating. you could ask any of my ex's. ba-dum-tis. patience of a saint, a kindness that goes beyond me, strong, independent, and able to speak her mind. to go to the sex museum and act like kids laughing at everything and cracking bad jokes. share a good meal talking about what we learned and who was giving us dirty looks or nearly being kicked out. get to know them and actually feel like i'm not being judged too harshly. i'll take that. did you even find an apartment yet? no, but i do have 2 maybe's on the table. i should have a for sure by monday. what are you dressing up as for halloween? a hot shirtless guy with starred nipple tassels on that spin at the push of a button. i have no idea really. if someone wants to throw out suggestions, i'll go for it. i don't even know what i'm doing that night yet. when are you finally gonna stop wearing clothes forever? i want it to be today. i already started. too lazy to burn them. how can i learn those dance moves? i am willing to give individualized lessons for the right price. what's love got to do, s'got to do with it? got to do with it, what's love but a second hand emotion? what do you like most about boston? what do you like least? the people...and the people. there's so much to see and do. so much spirit and pride, from top to bottom here. we are a family that ban's together and we fight together. if you could change one thing about your past, what would it be? not be in the wrong place at the wrong time or let my instincts run free. why are you so obsessed with cookies? sometimes you just need a little sugar. that one thing to brighten up your day. to keep you going and help you indulge. its why i usually end up stuffing them in coffee too. but sometimes its just bad to have coffee. damn you caffiene for doing bad things to me. what do you put on your tacos? my mouth. edit: beef, barbacoa, fish, chicken, whatever meat it is i'm not picky. cheese, lettuce, maybe tomato, sour cream, quac, and some salsa. i like to stuff my tacos. what about your pizza? oh, you mean actual food. let me go add more to that last response. load that bad boy full of veggies. maybe some pineapple too. what's your favorite food? i don't know if this is weird or not, but stew. there's something really uplifting about having a bowl, letting it warm you up, and just being comfortable and feeling better getting some of that protein. Would you prefer to be smart or happy, and why? happy. i don't want to be miserable forever, just because i get to know why i'm miserable. If you could marry a fictional character, who would it be and why? there was this shakespeare play that i was forced to read wheni was in school. and this probably sounds like the most cheesiest thing that's probably beena movie. but i fully admit to having to look up the name again because i couldn't remember. what you will or twelfth night. viola. she would be my choice. because she's a little peculiar, but likeable. there's something there that leaves you wanting to know more. it doesn't matter who you are or why, but you want to. strong and independent, with faults. If money and career were no object, where in the world would you choose to live? here, on a boat. Of all your pet-peeves, which is the strangest? i'm going with how you're not eating alone and the other person decides they are going to do a selfie or a "quick" shot of whatever it is they are eating or whatever. then suddenly have to turn into some strange photographer. phones take over lives too much. it bugs. no twitpics here. on your own time. If you could have any career possible, what would it be? talk show host. What are you three weaknesses? me, myself, i. i hold grudges, stubborn, and get caught up in things i shouldn't. if its another sort of weakness, i'm going with coffee, cookies, and women. How would you describe yourself in three words? just that awesome. If your life was a movie, which actor would play you? brad pitt. Is it possible for us to have met previously, in another life? anything is possible, isn't it? real question is if that's a good thing or a bad one? Have you ever been caught naked by someone? any chance i get. watch yourself.