Where's your favorite place to eat in Boston? Why? Giacomo's North End Restaurant because you get more and better than you pay for. its that basic hole in the wall place without being a hole in the wall, grimy shit or anything. but good food and it shows when you walk in.

How did you meet your best friend? inserts the joke about being born with my right hand, but that's not right. i don't have a best friend. i'm not that close to a lot of people and its my choice. i don't hold that against anyone and it doesn't bother me. those that want to be in my life are there. those that don't, aren't. simple as that.

Do you have any random, weird trivia locked up in your brain? If so, what? tons. i have a photographic memory and a lot of loose leaf information tucked in there. a lot of books read, no matter how pointless the book was. well-rounded as far as what. simple as geography and population facts, dumb laws that make no sense, to how paper is recycled and transfat is digested.

Do I have to ask you questions? no.

If money was not a concern what would you do every day if you didn’t work? give it to charities that i think deserve it. and then pay for them to have some real entertainment. go about my daily life knowing someone out there is laughing and happy.

What’s your hidden talent? i can strip tease like nobody's business.

Where would you most like to live? here. there's nowhere like boston. but i guess the caribbean is nice?

If you had 24 hours to be any animal, which would it be and what would you do? reptile, but a viper. no one fucks with a viper, you know better. and it stays out of the way, knows what its doing. smart, simple life.

Which famous person in history would you like to meet? Dostoevsky.

What's your favorite dance move? this.

Can you touch your nose with your tongue? i'm not picking my nose for you. no.

Can you fit your whole fist in your mouth? you've seen me eat a taco. you can't figure this out too? yes.

What was your favorite memory growing up? (It better deal with me). remember that day when you were running and fell on your face? best day of my life.

Cat or dogs? cats.

Are you in the career you wanted? yes.

What's your favorite meal? mexican.

Who was your favorite power ranger? green because doesn't deal with your shit.

If you had a superpower, what would you want? the power to force intelligence into people.

Would you rather lick Rosie O'Donnell's ass or make out with Betty white? come to daddy, betty.